Condensed Vibrations Dies in Freak Accident

Condensed Vibrations died on Saturday March 9th around 4:20 pm. Police Chief Sheffield reported that Condensed huffed a bag of Freon at around 4:15 pm which caused him to trip over his own ego and smash his head on a nearby keyboard. A neighbor found Condensed Vibrations the next morning and authorities were quickly notified. A funeral service is being planned for Thursday March 14th at 1pm in the Old Sun Rise Church. Preacher Bill Hicks will reside over the affair, as he knew Condensed best. After the funeral Miss Pennywhistle will provide refreshments and her strawberry pie-Which, after all, was Condensed Vibrations favorite. So let us take a moment on Thursday afternoon to celebrate what once was, and what could have been. Keep your fingers crossed that reincarnation exists, because as far as this reporter is concerned, Condensed Vibrations was something very very special.